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So, to all of you who want to have a better year than 2011 here are some tips.

• Sing in the shower more, no matter what your roommates think
• Talk to yourself, it’s a sign of genius. 
• If you see a person you like or are interested in, talk to that motherfucker, regardless of what you think the outcome may be.
• Have more sex, preferably with many different partners, better now, then when you’re married. That divorce will be expensive.
• If a stranger offers you candy, take that shit, free candy!
• Go out!! You can get drunk by yourself anytime you want, but that’s depressing.
• If a person you’re interested in isn’t interested in you, stop it! Forget that person and move on. That was a good trend of 2011. Life’s too short to spend pining over someone who isn’t interested.
• Don’t spend time with people that have a negative impact on you.
• Give surprise gifts or surprise visits to you significant other. People love surprises, except std’s.
• Go to more concerts. Hey ladies, you know who goes to concerts, this guy.
• Follow Mike Lerner.
• Listen to your mother, you only get one, and 99.8% of the time, she means well.
• Dudes, hang out with your dad. Go to a bar, a restaurant, whatever, but there is nothing more satisfying than a good heart to heart with pops.
• BE HAPPY. There’s no sense in doing anything that doesn’t make you happy. And love, you can’t live life without love.

Have a happy holiday and a healthy new year! And if you have any problems, my ask box is always open. Even to you anons, you weirdos.